June 14, 2005

Shoulda been a commercial

Wee One is one of three little girls in her gymnastics class. At four, she is the oldest and the tallest.

The smallest child is not quite four. She has cherubically chubby cheeks and a riot of tight brown curls on her head. She's adorable and completely without fear. Hailey is her name.

Wee One's favorite activities are flipping herself over the bars and bouncing around the trampoline.

The balance beam is Hailey's joy. She scampers across it forwards, backwards, and sideways at break neck speed.

Yesterday, Wee One was in front of Hailey on the balance beam. She made her way half-way across the beam, then stopped to give a regal wave accompanied by a sweet smile and: "I love you, Mommy!"

Not to be outdone, Hailey ran half-across the beam, stopped abruptly and screamed: "Yo, Mom. Can we go to McDonald's after this?!"

Posted by Christina at June 14, 2005 07:58 PM

Comments

Oy!

Posted by: Dogsdontpurr at June 14, 2005 08:23 PM

This post is very funny. I can visualize my sister doing the same thing. I came here through a link to Conservative Girls Who Like to F*ck.

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Posted by: andrew at June 14, 2005 08:27 PM

My 7 yo sister has started the "yo mom" stuff. Drives me nuts! :-)

Posted by: Sissy at June 14, 2005 08:58 PM

Enjoy. They grow up so fast, and if you blink you'll miss it.

Posted by: Junebugg at June 14, 2005 11:45 PM

I don't get "yo mom" but I get "Well Duh!" ahh, the sugar sweetness that rolls off their tongues ;)

Posted by: Oddybobo at June 15, 2005 07:34 AM

Yo, mom? Really? At age 4?

Posted by: RP at June 15, 2005 08:17 AM

Bwaahahahahaaaa!

Posted by: zonker at June 15, 2005 08:49 AM

Conservative girls like to f*ck? Really?

Posted by: sadie at June 15, 2005 10:55 AM

that's hilarious!

Posted by: amelie at June 15, 2005 04:18 PM

Sadie - Conservative girls like to Fuck?

Yep, it's always the quiet ones..!

Posted by: Tilesey at June 16, 2005 02:38 AM


Tilesey,

I guess I need to quit dating the noisy ones.

Posted by: homebru at June 16, 2005 08:05 AM

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