July 28, 2005


Have you ever had a particularly tough time getting back into the groove following a great weekend?

Have you ever come home after an exceptionally bad day physically and mentally exhausted?

Have you ever just wanted to crawl into a bubble bath and soak to the point of relaxation?

Have you ever begun to enjoy that bath and then realized your legs really need a close shave only to discover you have not unpacked your bath razor and the spare razor is in the shower?

Have you ever pulled yourself dripping wet and covered with bubbles out of the tub to walk across a tile floor to retrieve said razor from the shower?

Have you ever completely wiped your ass out in the middle of the bathroom after retrieving that damned razor?


Me neither.

Posted by Christina at July 28, 2005 11:24 AM

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phonecalls are killer too.

Posted by: bob at July 28, 2005 12:52 PM

LOL...poor Christina. That had to hurt. :)

Posted by: Barbara at July 28, 2005 01:00 PM

Yeowchies! Dayum woman...don't you know by now that a little stubble never hurt anyone?

Posted by: Moogie at July 28, 2005 01:14 PM

I have to agree, ouch.

Posted by: Oddybobo at July 28, 2005 01:51 PM

Water and tile?
Hello, Tile. Meet ass.

That very well could make a bruise.

Posted by: Dave S. at July 28, 2005 03:24 PM

classic amelie version:

ever been vacuuming a gap in a high shelf in a closet at work?

ever been standing on a chair that can rock back one setting, balancing said vacuum cleaner in front of you?

ever lose your balance whilst reaching and fall off the chair, hitting your head on the corner of a desk, only to have the vacuum cleaner fall on top of you?


me neither.

Posted by: amelie at July 28, 2005 06:31 PM

Wow. The mind's eye boggles!

Posted by: WitNit at July 28, 2005 06:35 PM

Ooooouch! I feel your pain.....been there, done that!

Posted by: Dogsdontpurr at July 28, 2005 07:12 PM

Ouch!! THat brings back painful memories. Considering how many years of ballet I took, I am disturbingly clumsy. Hope you don't have too much of a bruise...that just adds insult to injury!

Posted by: Jenn at July 28, 2005 07:19 PM

You busted your ass for a shave?


Posted by: Sam at July 28, 2005 09:28 PM

Nope, I've never done that. Of course, I rarely shave my legs anyway. I'm all about risk aversion these days.

Posted by: Dash at July 29, 2005 11:23 AM

And that is why I never shave my legs... that and a guy shaving his legs is mighty wrong.

Posted by: Contagion at July 30, 2005 01:42 PM

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